My Uncle Robbie Used Own Jewelry Store
My uncle used to own a jewelry store and one day he got robbed.
He called the cops. The cops asked "Did you see the perpetrator?" My said "Yes, yes I did. The perpetrator was an elephant"
"An elephant! Well what kins of elephant a African elephant or an Asian elephant?" The cop asked
My uncle said "How should I know that?"
The cop said "Well an African elephant has long ears and an Asian elephant has short ears."
So my uncle said "I couldn't see. He had a stocking over his head."
He called the cops. The cops asked "Did you see the perpetrator?" My said "Yes, yes I did. The perpetrator was an elephant"
"An elephant! Well what kins of elephant a African elephant or an Asian elephant?" The cop asked
My uncle said "How should I know that?"
The cop said "Well an African elephant has long ears and an Asian elephant has short ears."
So my uncle said "I couldn't see. He had a stocking over his head."
