Give your best "Your So Ugly" joke

Here are some

You so ugly, that your momma got morning sickness after you were born.

You’re so damn ugly, when you walk into a haunted house, you come out with a job application.

Your so ugly when you were born your momma said "Oh what a treasure" and your dad said "Yeah le´ts bury it."


Bonus:
This is not a "Your So Your So Ugly" but hey, it funny

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.