I complained to my server because she served me a cheese curd that looked like a dick.

I held it up and said, WHAT is THIS?

"A dick curd."

So I shouted to her manager and said, She set this on my table!

He said, "It looks like a dick. I like it."

I could see my complaint wasn't going anywhere so I just gave up, accepted my fate, dipped the dick curd in my white sauce and ate it. I paid for it so whatever. 🤷‍♂️