Just on Friday, i found the seat up at work and I was too annoyed. After I "started", I got paranoid that I am in the men's room by mistake (which is one of my nightmares). Someone came in and desperately tried to look through the space under the door to see if it is a man or a woman and I couldn't. I was so freaked it will turn out to be the men's room 🥔🤦🏾‍♀️

Went to a party and cut thru every pair of panties that the girl hosting the party had in her dresser. Scissors meet panties 💀

Once Turn the water off to a McDonald's bathrooms without their knowledge

Took the tires off my sons car and left it up on blocks

I'm too repressed to give in to my chaotic evil side much. XD

When someone passes out at a party usually we strip them naked and either shave off all their hair head to toe or cover them in sharpie drawings 😂😂😂

You know they put it down with a shoe and let it fall down not caring if they crack or not, right? 😅

On the advice of my current lawyer, i refuse to comment!

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I go through red lights when I know it's clear.

You're a real menace to society

So cruel!!! Shame on you! 😃