Dad joke////Mercifully short

Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar...

.. after a rough day and sits down for a few drinks to be alone with his thoughts. After a couple drinks in, the bar phone rings, he shoots up out of his barstool and shouts, "Shit! I forgot to feed the dogs!" 🤭

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

Young woman walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down and looks at a picture in her wallet.

Orders a second drink, gulps it down, again looks at the picture.

Orders a third drink, gulps it down, again looks at the picture.

"Would you like another?" asks the bartender.

"No," she says, as she pays the tab and gets up to leave.

"Why did you keep looking at that picture?" asks the bartender.

"It's a picture of my ex. When he starts looking good, I know I've had enough."