No need to be offended when you have a sense of humor

My husband hurt his back and was advised not to try driving for a few days.
He is going to be a passenger today, because I need to go somewhere and I am not sure how to get there without direction.

So, I say to him "You'll need to tell me where to go"

He looks at me with one eyebrow raised...

Me: "I bet you been waiting a long time for me to give you that permission"

Him: " A real long time" 😂