I Like People With a Sense of Humour
*A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.*
*She asks angel: What are these for?*
*Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.*
*The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...*
*Angel says: Its mother theresa's" clock. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.*
*The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married men?*
*The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'*
*She then asked, what about the Married women?*
*The angel replied,*
_*'those are kept out... they are "generating electricity" ..!!!*_
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*She asks angel: What are these for?*
*Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.*
*The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...*
*Angel says: Its mother theresa's" clock. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.*
*The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married men?*
*The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'*
*She then asked, what about the Married women?*
*The angel replied,*
_*'those are kept out... they are "generating electricity" ..!!!*_
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