I Hate Prank Phone Calls
Me: "Carver's, what the hell do you want?"
Caller: [In a French accent] "Bonjour, calling for Madame Snatch Itches."
Me: "Uh... who now?"
Caller: [Again in a French accent] "Madame Snatch Itches! And please, 'tis very important you pronounce it with ze French accents or she will not respond."
Me: "Whatever." [to patrons in French accent] "Uh, Madame Snatch Itches? Hey, Madame Snatch Itches!"
Patrons: *laughing*
Me: [to caller] "Scumbag! You just don't know when to quit, do you?! I'm gonna kill your kids and ship their heads to you via Federal Express!"
Caller: [In his real American accent] "I don't even have kids, lady."
Me: "I can wait..."
Caller: [In a French accent] "Bonjour, calling for Madame Snatch Itches."
Me: "Uh... who now?"
Caller: [Again in a French accent] "Madame Snatch Itches! And please, 'tis very important you pronounce it with ze French accents or she will not respond."
Me: "Whatever." [to patrons in French accent] "Uh, Madame Snatch Itches? Hey, Madame Snatch Itches!"
Patrons: *laughing*
Me: [to caller] "Scumbag! You just don't know when to quit, do you?! I'm gonna kill your kids and ship their heads to you via Federal Express!"
Caller: [In his real American accent] "I don't even have kids, lady."
Me: "I can wait..."
