How many pairs of wingtips do you own?

@Degbeme what do you wear when you dress up

@saragoodtimes I have a pair of dress shoes around here, somewhere. 🤔

@Degbeme hiding in your closet with your suit?

@saragoodtimes I don`t own a suit. I have a sport jacket. There are ties buried somewhere. 😬

@Degbeme times have changed. Alan wears pants. a dress shirt and Sketchers to work now days

@saragoodtimes Nothing wrong with dress casual for work. He puts in a long day.

@saragoodtimes doctors all wear sneakers. It would be insane not to being on their feet all day

@Degbeme You can find a great suit at funeral homes. Go several hours before the service and switch with the corpse

@Thrust Switch my favourite sweat shirt for a suit? Never!

@Degbeme come in prepared - can't leave the corpse naked

@Thrust You seem to know a lot about this. Anything you need to tell us? 🤔

@Degbeme when unemployed coming in with a Brooks Brothers or Savile Row suit gives you a great head start. You can dress better than the interviewer

Curb Your Enthusiasm had this except it was for a golf club. Larry's dead friend was being buried with the perfect sand wedge so he switched it with an old club from his trunk. Naturally, he was caught by the family 😆