I told my friend this dark joke......

were a man and his wife only had s3x with the lights off.

It was so the guy could use a dildo to please is wife. But then she turns the lights on, and is like, “Explain the dildo.” And he’s like, “Explain the kids.”

So I finish and my friend said, “That really wasn’t that dark of a joke.”

And I said, “Where you not listening? The lights were off.”