I like to laugh

I saw a super funny guy on IG yesterday. I missed his name😭.
He was actually a little older than I am, and he had me laughing out loud.
"I thought I had arthritis so I called my doctor last week. Luckily, I don't have arthritis. It's early onset rigor mortis."
Another - "I joined this dating site especially for old people. I liked this one woman and asked for her number. She told me "145 over 90.""