Should the US government subsidize sissies?

I am a major, openly self-confessed sissy. I don't handle pain, or even discomfort, very well. I literally faint at the sight of blood, especially if it's my own and plenty of it.

It occurred to me recently that my government (I'm a US American) should pay people like me NOT to join the Army or any other military group designed to defend my country, the same way some farmers are paid not to grow certain crops such as soybeans or tobacco. Subsidies for sissies, is it an idea whose time has come? I know how much potential harm I might do serving in a military outfit.

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MarineBob · 56-60, M

That's like that aoc gal wanting GI bill for all... fine most don't realize that the members pay in to that fund twice a month. You want paid for not serving sure a boot privates salary I fine with but don't ever screw up since you'll be sentenced by a military judge

spjennifer · 56-60, T

Our Military is composed of volunteers who serve honourably, those without the courage to do so don't join or serve and we payed into the GI Bill, it isn't free, this is how it should be and mostly is. Why should you be paid to not volunteer? You are a silly sissy

SW-User

Uh no. If no other civilian is paid to NOT join the military, you definitely should not be paid to do so.

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

Since you don’t have to serve in the military,no.

theAlchemist · 56-60, M

[c=800000]Absolutely not.[/c]

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