Last time you wanted to say "That's What She Said!" but couldn't?

I just got a haircut. The hairdresser got a call from a client who needed to drop off a check. She wanted to come by, but the place would be closed, so she suggested placing it in the doorway.

"Just stick it in. Yes. It should slide right in. It's thin."

My jaw clenched as I fought my impulse. It was all I could do not to say it. It would have been bad, because her teen daughter was there, too.

That would have been so unfunny that it would have been funny.