So I was in a part of the next campus over that’s barely used

only a few people have offices up there

Nobody ever goes up there. It’s decades of chaotic expansion and repurposing like the elevator having two doors on the second floor and one of them opening directly into someone’s office behind their desk

Nonsense like that

And up there is a door. On one side it says “Caution door opens quickly” and on the other side it says “Caution door opens slowly” and I can’t stop thinking about it