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She’s like whiskey in a tea cup. (Which fits @Tumbleweed to the T) is a woman who appears delicate and elegant on the outside, but is strong and perhaps a touch wild on the inside. (Touch my ass 😏)
He’s happy as a dead pig in sunshine. (This is the @Guardian. It fits him like a Chinese made diaper) This is someone who’s happy but doesn’t know they shouldn’t be. Originated from when a dead pig lays in the sunlight, its skin pulls back around the mouth making a big grin.
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow. (You know that sounds like @HumanEarth. What do you think) Conceited. Comes from the idea that a rooster might think his crowing every morning actually makes the sun rise. (You have to be able to poke fun at yourself to)
He wouldn’t know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel. (You guys fill the blank. There is just too many on SW that would fit this) Dumb and dimwitted.
He’s happy as a dead pig in sunshine. (This is the @Guardian. It fits him like a Chinese made diaper) This is someone who’s happy but doesn’t know they shouldn’t be. Originated from when a dead pig lays in the sunlight, its skin pulls back around the mouth making a big grin.
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow. (You know that sounds like @HumanEarth. What do you think) Conceited. Comes from the idea that a rooster might think his crowing every morning actually makes the sun rise. (You have to be able to poke fun at yourself to)
He wouldn’t know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel. (You guys fill the blank. There is just too many on SW that would fit this) Dumb and dimwitted.
