He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.

Santa better quit peeking in my damn window.

Or, he better up the present this year.

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NightsWatch · M

Voyeurism never bothered you before, you said it was the 7x5 glossies of you i was selling

Bexsy

@NightsWatch dark cat. GET OUT OF THE TREE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

We've had this conversation before

NightsWatch · M

No no no no no no

Santa is nothing more than a peeping tom

Bexsy

@pripyatamusementpark glorified perv

I am not a grinch. Not at all

He knows when you are dressed,
And naked for goodness sake

MagnumPI · 46-50, M

Oh, he will give you a PRESENT alright. 😝

Bexsy

Degbeme · 70-79, M

He better be sending me the prints.

Bexsy

NerdyPotato · M

Santa is so lucky 😤

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