I DID IT! I TOLD MY SOCIAL WORKER FROM MENTAL HEATH THAT EITHER I'M OFF MY ROCKER AND LOSING MY MIND OR MY CAT SPEAKS ENGLISH!!!

I was reluctant to tell him over the last couple of months, cause I see him once a month...But today I spilled the beans!!! I told him that either I'm off my rocker and am losing my mind! Or like in the BIBLE how the devil used the snake to speak to Eve like a vintrillaquist and also in the old testament how the donkey spoke English because an Angel spoke through it when the guy was kicking it and it spoke saying why are you kicking me?!!! So I believe that spirits can speak through animals such as proven in the bible! That or my cat is a genius and can articulate human sounding words herself!!!!!! I told him that it all started with her standing at the door saying "Let me out!" I was like okayyyy didn't think much of it.... Then when my daughter was gone to the city to see her boyfriend for 4 days the cat literally asked me "Where's my MOM???" I said "She is in the city with her boyfriend!" She replied "Oh!" Then one day she was sitting on my bedpost in my window cill and I asked the cat.. "Can I pet you?" And she said "NO!!!" Then she walked into my bedroom and I said Hello, and she replied back Hello!!! Then one day we were in the front entry of our house and I was petting her with both hands down her back and I said "Momma loves her Jasper!!!" And she said "I know!!!" Like seriously I've called, texted, messaged everyone who knows this cat telling them MY CAT SPEAKS ENGLISH NO WORD OF A LIE!!!!! Either that or I'm losing my mind!!! Anyways my social worker had a good laugh! He left laughing.....Well I'm glad I made his day!