Three men were out for a good time on Christmas Eve......
...... when they were hit by a drunk driver and killed. They then found themselves standing before St Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St Peter said to them, "gentlemen, in the spirit of the holidays, you will each need to possess something that represents Christmas, if you are to get into Heaven."
The first man held up a lighter, flicked it on, and said, "this is a candle." St. Peter waved him in.
The second man thought for a second, then took his keys from his belt and gave them a jingle. "These are... bells?" St. Peter again waved the man in.
The third man looked puzzled for a minute, until he thought of something: he reached into his pocked and pulled out a lacy set of women's underwear.
St. Peter frowned and asked, "what are those supposed to be?"
The man smiled confidently and replied, "these are Carol's!"😬
St Peter said to them, "gentlemen, in the spirit of the holidays, you will each need to possess something that represents Christmas, if you are to get into Heaven."
The first man held up a lighter, flicked it on, and said, "this is a candle." St. Peter waved him in.
The second man thought for a second, then took his keys from his belt and gave them a jingle. "These are... bells?" St. Peter again waved the man in.
The third man looked puzzled for a minute, until he thought of something: he reached into his pocked and pulled out a lacy set of women's underwear.
St. Peter frowned and asked, "what are those supposed to be?"
The man smiled confidently and replied, "these are Carol's!"😬
