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Guy walking down the beach, digs an old lamp

....out of the sand.

He rubs it, and out pops a Genie.

"Sahib", cries the Genie, "You have freed me from my prison. I will give you three wishes!"

"Oh no you don't!" says the guy. "I've seen this before.
Whatever I wish for, will come back to bite me."

"No indeed, it will not. " Assures the Genie. "I guarantee it so much, that if it does, I will give you infinite wishes and be your slave for life."

The guy thinks about it, and then says "Ok. Give me a boomerang with teeth on both sides!"

"Son of a b*tch!" mumbles the Genie.

 
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