Penguins ๐ง๐ง๐ง Just makes me laugh!
A policeman sees a car drive by, with three penguins in the back seat. He pulls the car over, and tells the driver he needs to take the penguins to the zoo, because it's illegal to own penguins in that state. The driver agrees and off they go.
A few days later the same car drives by with the penguins in the back seat. When he pulls the car over, the cop sees the driver and penguins are all wearing sunglasses. "I thought I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!" "I did", the driver responds, "and they liked it so much, today we're going to the beach!"
A few days later the same car drives by with the penguins in the back seat. When he pulls the car over, the cop sees the driver and penguins are all wearing sunglasses. "I thought I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!" "I did", the driver responds, "and they liked it so much, today we're going to the beach!"