How I woke up this morning.

I take two medications for allergies. Two. And the airborne fuckers still managed to unapologetically infiltrate me scrambling my head whilst making it feel three times as large, and making my desperate attempts of sniffing in air sound like I’m sitting over a piece of glass looking at fine white lines of powder in an 80’s movie.

I have a whole day in front of me. An entire day of me needing to be on my A game. But nooooo. My simple…and sorta needed act of breathing has thrown a wrench in that.


…I’m sorta jealous and in true awe of its persistence to fuck up some major shit with a truly genius tactic. Weaponized air 🙄👏