Fer Goodness sake,let out the passengers joke::Last night I was out for a few drinks and a meal.

One thing led to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the wine, finishing with coffee and brandy. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car and took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a bus they just waved it past.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I’ve never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from. Now it’s parked outside my house and I don’t know what to do with it.