Fazoli’s sent me a text offering me a deal on pasta while inserting a well timed “Skip the kitchen tonight”.

@BillyMack I used to like them, but the last time I ordered from them it was a complete miss. They’re totally off my radar. But I don’t know. Maybe the universe is saying we deserve a cheat day. I’m just trying not to listen.

@PerfectionOfTheHeart that and Little Caesar’s are really our only options here. Dominos is so far away and I don’t even know if Pizza Hut is still in existence.

@BillyMack Wow. I thought our nearest actual town was small, but not after hearing that. My next Dominos order will be in your honor.

@PerfectionOfTheHeart you’re so thoughtful