Today is the getting purdy day. For me and the house.

Busting into the hair dye and nail kit after I bring a ✨ to every inch of the house. Or perhaps just enough sparkle to give the illusion of clean, which is fine. I don’t think anyone is planning on driving four hours just to move my fridge to check for dust bunnies. It is my MIL we’re talking about though so…yeah. Every inch it is. Gawd, I wish I could put booze in my morning smoothie 😩



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