Walks into a bar joke😒long:::A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey....
. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars".
The man replies, "Who said anything about money?"
A lawyer sitting nearby says to the bartender, “Pardon me, but he’s right. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender says to the fellow, “All right smart guy, you beat me for a drink. But don’t ever set foot in here again!"
The man leaves, but ten minutes later he comes strolling back in, and asks for a whiskey.
The bartender's face turns red. He shouts, “I thought I told you never to come here again!"
"This is my first time here," says the man. "You must be thinking of someone else".
The bartender shakes his head and says, "It’s uncanny. You must have a double!"
"Don’t mind if I do", says he, "and one for my lawyer, too!"
The man replies, "Who said anything about money?"
A lawyer sitting nearby says to the bartender, “Pardon me, but he’s right. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender says to the fellow, “All right smart guy, you beat me for a drink. But don’t ever set foot in here again!"
The man leaves, but ten minutes later he comes strolling back in, and asks for a whiskey.
The bartender's face turns red. He shouts, “I thought I told you never to come here again!"
"This is my first time here," says the man. "You must be thinking of someone else".
The bartender shakes his head and says, "It’s uncanny. You must have a double!"
"Don’t mind if I do", says he, "and one for my lawyer, too!"
