When you're in tight situations

You become a whore, of sorts.

My car has been in the shop for 6 weeks. Don't ask , it's a crazy story.

Landlord is letting me use his old van.
Amazing, of course. He wants me to get to work. So i can pay rent.

What's the whoring part?

He spends a lot of time in his garage, which I live above.
So. I go down and listen to his drunken misogynistic rants. He's old.

It's the price I have to pay right now.