Schrödinger and Heisenberg are driving down the road ..........

and get pulled over. The cop walks up to he car window, and tells them, “I pulled you over because you were going eighty-five mile an hour.”

“Great,” says Heisenberg. “Thanks a lot. Now we’re lost.”

The cop thinks that’s a strange thing to say, so he searches the car. When he pops the trunk open, he jumps in surprise, and says, “You guys have a dead cat in here!”

“We do now, asshole!” cries Schrödinger.🙀