Dad Jokes About Japan
@BobbyMoeven
Q: What time was it when godzilla ate the Japanese prime minister? A: Eight P.M. Q: What do Japanese kids eat at snack time? A: Anime crackers. Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It doesn't matter because they're all to short. Q: A Japanese ship sinks, there is only one lifeboat, how many people are saved? A: Nine. (The Japanese word for lifeboat is 'kyuu-mei', which is another way to say 'nine people'.) Q: What Japanese drink is made from cabbage, carrots, and broccoli? A: Mitsuya Cider ('mitsu yasai da' means 'three vegetables') Q: What do you call a Japanese protest? A: a SITUASIAN. Q: What do they eat for breakfast in Tokyo? A: Japancakes.
Q: What time was it when godzilla ate the Japanese prime minister? A: Eight P.M. Q: What do Japanese kids eat at snack time? A: Anime crackers. Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It doesn't matter because they're all to short. Q: A Japanese ship sinks, there is only one lifeboat, how many people are saved? A: Nine. (The Japanese word for lifeboat is 'kyuu-mei', which is another way to say 'nine people'.) Q: What Japanese drink is made from cabbage, carrots, and broccoli? A: Mitsuya Cider ('mitsu yasai da' means 'three vegetables') Q: What do you call a Japanese protest? A: a SITUASIAN. Q: What do they eat for breakfast in Tokyo? A: Japancakes.
