His plan of action.

I once worked in an office for a big insurance company and at that time I shared a phone extension with a female colleague. One day I answered the phone and was surprised to be met with the opening line:
" Hello, are you the woman I go to bed with? I have a plan for tonight.."
This was followed by a bit of a cough on my part before I recognised the voice and replied:
"Er, no. But I can get her for you if you like.."
Deathly silence.
It was my colleague's frisky boyfriend. I did meet him subsequently and a nice fellow he was too but I didn't let on that I had been the recipient of his lusty call, even though I knew what his action 'plan' had been.