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A fan of decaffeinated coffee?

If so, do you also favor hookers that only cuddle ? 🤔

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RoxClymer · 41-45, M

Sometimes I have pie at 10pm, and don't want to be awake until 4am, that's why/when I have decaf.

RoxClymer · 41-45, M

@Punxi PS, coming from a US state where prostitution is legal, you'd be surprised at how many are OK sitting at a bar and having a real, honest, conversation

Punxi · 26-30, F

@RoxClymer I love 4am pie! .....an wouldn't be surprised at all.

Bexsy

Well, i could do it. But I need my caffeine. And if a hooker was with me. Cuddles better be all they were doing lol

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Bexsy True that!

Viper · M

Well... I do like cuddles

Punxi · 26-30, F

Me too....but my coffee needs to bump. @Viper

Viper · M

@Punxi I don't drink coffee, and my body doesn't seem to like too much caffeine

Lilnonames · F

@Punxi and after cuddles i need to bump too😛

stratosranger · M

Yeah that is kinda like Christians who are against Christ

itsok · 31-35, F

yes and yes 😂

Punxi · 26-30, F

@itsok Cream & sugar?🤔

itsok · 31-35, F

@Punxi mhm 😌 I like the taste of coffee but it makes me so anxious I’ve had to stop drinking it unless it’s decaf. I mostly just drink matcha or milk tea in place of it.

Punxi · 26-30, F

@itsok I get it.... I was juss' poken' fun. ..... Had to Goggle " matcha" 🙃

ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30

Ooo I should be a hooker for a cuddling 🤔 since I'm a man idk... I feel like I might get a decent customer base as long as I emphasize NO SEX. Strictly cuddles that make 'em feel loved lol

Punxi · 26-30, F

@ChiefWalksWith40oz I actually believe it's a thing really. 🤔

ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30

@Punxi I'll be googling that then lol because I think i can be good at it

Fullmetal · 46-50, M

Or going to McDonald's and getting a salad....

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Fullmetal Right! Only salad parts I'm gettin' there are stacked on a bun.

Fullmetal · 46-50, M

@Punxi right? Smack dab between 2 hunks of mystery meat and secret sauce!!

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Fullmetal Mmmmm.....love me some secret sauce!

Pfuzylogic · M

Drinking Decaf drove me back to caffeinated coffee!

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Pfuzylogic Happy to hear you fell off that wagon.

Pfuzylogic · M

@Punxi Folgers and Maxwell House were so bitter it drove me to my Keurig coffees.

Slade · 56-60, M

Good point. And it costs more and you're just getting blueballed! 🌀

Slade · 56-60, M

Always go for maximun stimulation! 😋

I’m a decaf person. And I’ve never had the need to pay for sex OR cuddles.☺️

Sepia · 36-40, F

I’m fine with it-

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Sepia Decaf or paid for cuddling? 🤔

Sepia · 36-40, F

@Punxi I’m good with the coffee. Hookers must go home early.

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

I am all about the caffeine. 😌

Punxi · 26-30, F

🎼....I did it for the Caffi....@thepreposterouspanda

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

LMAO.

TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M

Lol

monellla731 · 46-50, M

well i am sensitive to caffeine so if i want some in the afternoon or evening i don't have 2 worry about not sleeping

bijouxbroussard · F

Not really a fan. But I [b]love[/b] my iced coffee pretty much anytime.
And I also like sleeping.
Occasionally compromises must be made. 😳

Punxi · 26-30, F

@bijouxbroussard If I may, in [i]your[/i] own words, of this I can certainly relate ! 🙃

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

I am yes, because regular coffee ups my anxiety.

Punxi · 26-30, F

@basilfawlty89 I get it.

SW-User

Coffee is for serial killers

Punxi · 26-30, F

@SW-User Why I have those notches on the handle of my mug.

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

yeah and water that makes you more thirsty

Lilnonames · F

And drink non alcoholic beer

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Lilnonames · F

@Punxi ill have a nonalcoholic beer and a Shirley Temple

Lilnonames · F

@stratosranger i like mine

stratosranger · M

Veering way off subject, here’s a quick excerpt by Shirley Temple
[media=https://youtu.be/rGAscNV7Bck]@Lilnonames

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