What funniest thing someone ever said too you 🤪

DJT is Pro-life

Do you want the political one or the sports related one

you saying dont worry ill watch your food😝

"You look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you?"

My grandson and I were talking, just talking and I said, 'boy you better shut up because you're about to get on my nerves.' He said, 'there's not enough room with all that fat around them. He was 12 at the time. 😅

(I'm missing part of my brain) I insulted a roommate and they looked me in the eye and said oh yeah well you're just leftovers to zombies. Pretty damn funny in the moment, so I wasn't mad.