Smart Rabbi Joke :A man went to see his Rabbi. He stated in a very serious tone,

"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asked, "How can that be?"

The man then pleaded, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then said, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi called the man and said, "Well, I met with your wife. We talked for three hours."

The man anxiously replied, "Yes."

"You want my advice?"

Again, the man anxiously replied, "Yes."

"Take the poison," said the Rabbi.

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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, MVIP

This reminds me of a famous exchange between Winston Churchill and Lady Astor

"Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at cocktail party: If you were my husband I would put poison in your whisky.
Churchill in reply: If you were my wife I would drink it."

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bookerdana · M

@whowasthatmaskedman rimshot

bookerdana · M

@bookerdana there was the one about the lady who said he was drunk,too

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, MVIP

@bookerdana Yes.. Churchill and Astor frequently locked verbal swords in public and it was a topic of the scandal sheets..😷

bookerdana · M

@whowasthatmaskedman he said,I will wake up sober but you will still be ugly how cool is that😷

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, MVIP

@bookerdana I think you exchange went something like:
HIM: You are Ugly
HER: You are drunk
HIM: But I'll be sober tomorrow

The delivery is everything..

bookerdana · M

@whowasthatmaskedman cool