Smart Rabbi Joke :A man went to see his Rabbi. He stated in a very serious tone,

"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asked, "How can that be?"

The man then pleaded, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then said, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi called the man and said, "Well, I met with your wife. We talked for three hours."

The man anxiously replied, "Yes."

"You want my advice?"

Again, the man anxiously replied, "Yes."

"Take the poison," said the Rabbi.