TW extreme Dad Joke:: I was just heading out to the shops when my wife asked if .....
I could do one or two things.
"Sure," I said, "what do you need?"
"We're all out of canned soup, and I want a cauliflower to go with the roast tonight. Oh, and can you drop into Curry's and confirm the delivery time on the new refrigerator?"
"Yes, no problem. Anything else?"
"Oh, and I need a reel of elastic for the mending I was going to do. The supermarket stuff is good enough. And while you're there, I need eggs for baking -- oh, peas. I want peas as well as cauliflower. All OK?"
"Yes, sure."
"And," she added, "you're running low on those chlorophyll tablets for your bad breath. You'd better stop by the pharmacy."
"Right," I said, "so that's... Soup, a cauli, fridge, elastic, eggs, peas, halitosis."
@TheSirfurryanimalWales
"Sure," I said, "what do you need?"
"We're all out of canned soup, and I want a cauliflower to go with the roast tonight. Oh, and can you drop into Curry's and confirm the delivery time on the new refrigerator?"
"Yes, no problem. Anything else?"
"Oh, and I need a reel of elastic for the mending I was going to do. The supermarket stuff is good enough. And while you're there, I need eggs for baking -- oh, peas. I want peas as well as cauliflower. All OK?"
"Yes, sure."
"And," she added, "you're running low on those chlorophyll tablets for your bad breath. You'd better stop by the pharmacy."
"Right," I said, "so that's... Soup, a cauli, fridge, elastic, eggs, peas, halitosis."
@TheSirfurryanimalWales
