Chicken flew out my nose!!!!
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So today for my lunch,
I was cutting up fried chicken into smaller strips.
I have laryngitis so my throat is pretty sore and i cant talk, not to menton having a cold!
Now i sound like Marge Simpson..no 😃 joke!
Well i chewed up my chicken only to choke on it! I CHOCKED ON MY CHICKEN!
I coukdnt breathe and i freaked out and nobody was around to help me so i gasped and it flew out my nose, hitting the wall in front of me!
Now my throat hurts, I cant swallow, AND i choked on my own cock..cock- a - doodle dont do THAT no more..theres no roosters in my hen house!
Great joke or yeah right?
Scouts honor, its a True story!!!
I was cutting up fried chicken into smaller strips.
I have laryngitis so my throat is pretty sore and i cant talk, not to menton having a cold!
Now i sound like Marge Simpson..no 😃 joke!
Well i chewed up my chicken only to choke on it! I CHOCKED ON MY CHICKEN!
I coukdnt breathe and i freaked out and nobody was around to help me so i gasped and it flew out my nose, hitting the wall in front of me!
Now my throat hurts, I cant swallow, AND i choked on my own cock..cock- a - doodle dont do THAT no more..theres no roosters in my hen house!
Great joke or yeah right?
Scouts honor, its a True story!!!
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