Why are all the 45+ year old men at my office nine months pregnant?

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zonavar68 · 56-60, M

Because it's called being 'real'. I have a 'dad bod'. I don't do gyms, I don't have sex, I do shiftwork, I live on my own (except when my 8 y/o daughter stays with me).

Women with natural curves are 1000x more attractive than ugly influencer gym bunnies btw (classic 'ugly' one being Jennifer Picone).