My wife was attending a medical convention when she was approached by a young man that she knew was a sales rep for a pharmaceutical company. He said, "I need to test the effectiveness of a new Viagra substitute, would you like to help me?"

Is your name Treasure......
Because you look like youve just been dug up.....



I thank you.... haha

“Get in the van” 👀

Hey stud, do you want to come home with me and help me move some furniture.?

He walked up to me and said "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?

What could I say? I'd never seen him before in my life...and he was gorgeous!
(We went to his place)

I get hit on all the time its annoying i just say NO ENGLISH

Baby you're a vacuum cleaner and im a dirt bag we're made for each other