The New Republican Look Explained by a Plastic Surgeon

Yikes. The picture of Laura Loomer's plastic face looked like something I'd see out of a creepypasta story. I feel like she'd be the monster in the bedroom of a child. Insane.

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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

Before I gave up on Twitter entirely, I used to heckle her there with the nickname Frankenstein. I don't normally go for such low hanging fruit, but in her case, it's fitting on multiple levels given her monstrous beliefs.

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@LordShadowfire Frankenstein is fitting

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

Something straight out of Stepford, isnt it?😷 (Not that there is anything wrong with that)

pineappleicenicotinebuzz · 22-25, F

Surely there's better things to have a go at than what they look like ffs

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@pineappleicenicotinebuzz Not when what they look like is what they intended to look like.

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@pineappleicenicotinebuzz This was the better thing to have a go at and I'm sure you got better things to do than worrying about Botox Barbie Noem or Creepypasta Loomer or Lovecraft villager Marjorie's feelings.

I'm sure you'll be okay 👍

swirlie

Now I feel guilty about having a breast enhancement. I only got one side done in case it didn't work out.

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@swirlie I don't think breasts look too bad surgery wise. Some of them can look natural

swirlie

@SatanBurger
Should I get the other one done too then?

JimboSaturn · 56-60, M

They all look like Fox news people; airheads.

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