What's the best/funniest/fav comeback?

@Matt85 where I grew up it was "Your mom wears combat boots."

@hunkalove either is absolutely cut throat and people should use it all the time.

@Matt85 I don't really get this one

@meeyuh its submissive and gentle basically... With a view to ending the argument.

@Matt85 but how?

@meeyuh by saying look, i will humiliate myself, just to end this argument.