Materialistic Lawyer
A man stops on the highway and opens the door of his car. Suddenly, a truck (maybe the same one from the preceding joke) runs past him, completely demolishing the door.
The truck stops and the man runs to the cabin and starts tearing into the driver. “You destroyed my car! I am a lawyer, and I will sue you!”
The driver, aghast, says: “I’ve heard that lawyers are really materialistic, but this is over the top! Sir, you talk about your car and nothing else, haven’t you noticed? You… you are missing an arm!”
The man looks to his elbow, where his left arm suddenly ends, and shouts: “Where’s my Rolex!”
The truck stops and the man runs to the cabin and starts tearing into the driver. “You destroyed my car! I am a lawyer, and I will sue you!”
The driver, aghast, says: “I’ve heard that lawyers are really materialistic, but this is over the top! Sir, you talk about your car and nothing else, haven’t you noticed? You… you are missing an arm!”
The man looks to his elbow, where his left arm suddenly ends, and shouts: “Where’s my Rolex!”
