Just imagine a world where all the high schools are of NIGHT SHIFTSTeacher: Your calculus test is at 3 AM🤣🤣🤣
You said i need Hospital to live, you said I needed money, you said I have months to live, Fine, I’ll do it Myself. (1)
My Baby Joke….A man sits at the hospital, waiting for his baby to be born. Finally, a nurse comes out with a little baby in her arms. Suddenly, she stumbles and the baby falls to the ground… and another nurse suddenly drops a heavy box, which falls on top of the b... See More »
Materialistic LawyerA man stops on the highway and opens the door of his car. Suddenly, a truck (maybe the same one from the preceding joke) runs past him, completely demolishing the door. The truck stops and the man runs to the cabin and starts tearing into the driver.... See More »
What it gives you?Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
I have a thought about Men.I wonder if Men get the biological power to get pregnant and have children, but have to face every single pain a woman have to face while being pregnant, do they still want 3-4 kids to continue their so called LEGACY or will decide to become child... See More »
Few months ago i watch joker 2 at theatre and I observe something.Real Joker is not Arthur, not the Society and neither the guy who killed him. Real Joker is me who spend her hard earned money to buy tickets to watch this horse shit movie.
Die at old age of 90 ?Naaaah….. Die at ripe young age of 35. After making people completely fall in love with me.
Me- Oh The Black Mirror series seems good. let’s watch first Episode.Random Pig- Allow me to introduce myself
