What’s the silliest thing you believed as a child that you still find funny?

If I dig a hole deep enough, I’ll end up in China.

If I eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon will grow in my stomach.

If I play with my belly button too much, it will become untied and my skin will fall off.

If the ice cream truck is playing music, it means they’re out of ice cream. Thanks mom. 😒