what's the weirdest thing you've brought home on a night out...?

Someone else's car. I found it in my driveway

When younger we used to steal 1960s-1990s cars because we didn't have are own. So we would get drunk steal a neighbors car or truck. Go to the store.

Leave the store and steal a different car or truck from the store.

My ex. 😒

My g/f's mom's dentures

A bar's beer glass (it wasn't stolen, we ordered enough rounds that they gifted us the glasses lol)

An engineering major in college who thought that apparently we were now dating the next morning.

Money

A suit 💁🏼‍♂
Apparently there was a raffle, I won 😅
I woke up and seen it in a suit bag layed over a chair . No recollection until later that day someone told me 🤪

A little bridge troll. It was the strangest thing.. I was walking over a bridge and this little troll came out telling me I can’t pass. So I picked it up and took it home with me. I named it Zoli

A shot glass in my coat pocket from a bar dont remember putting it there maybe a friend pranked me

I don’t know, I brought back some strange black goo one night. It was really tough to get off.

My friends ex husband. He snored like a drill.

Nothing

We went out for my wife's birthday. Dinner then a movie. She brought home bed bugs from the movie theater. ☹

me.
it don't get much weirder

Bowling shoes, beer glasses, beer buckets, street signs. Nothing crazy

Golf pole