Communication between.........................

NASA and the stuck astronauts on the ISS has been leaked

NASA: "So we got two options for you. Option A is you get on a spacecraft by The Boeing Company or ..." Astronauts: "B!!! Oh god B!!! Please B."

BUT::B is a parachute and a pillow…

At least the doors won't fly off a parachute

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Convivial · 26-30, F

Remember the good old days when people said... If it ain't Boeing I ain't going

Well it is Boeing and they still ain't going 🤣

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bookerdana · M

@KneAuxBody They'll be OK..honest

KneAuxBody

@bookerdana Have you see their latest photos?

Either look as if they could be already near the edge about not getting home until sometime in Early 2025.

Plus they're kinda old and not fit like the astronauts of yesteryear.

Being the 1st Human to Die in Earth Orbit isn't a great Distinction!

Zero Gravity Sex and Russian Vodka can go only so far!

bookerdana · M

@KneAuxBody There are other folks who have the rocket technology

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