Oh I can last a long long time...or 3 minutes tops that's the best I can do🤔

Damn, sign me up for witness protection, I could use the get away and to not be myself for a while.

I don't know about that, but this will make you laugh so freaking hard

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A little video about witness protection:

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Forever. I am antisocial anyway..😷

They can put me in VW or Mississippi in the backwoods with the Rednecks and I would fit in. My only give away would be the way I talk

I don't say Washing Power. I call it Laundry Soap

I don't say Buggy. I call it it a Shopping Cart

I don't say Drinking Fountain. I call it a Bubbler

I get chatty when I drink 😒

Last time, I missed home... This time, I would probably do better because I have no ties to this place.

I probably couldn't keep it a secret either 😅

I would never get my self into the position to start with.

Hey haven't seen you in ages 🌺

Oh I would be great at it for sure they would have to force me out. 🤣🤣

Im awkwardly anti social so I'd be fine

Yea it sounds fun an exciting start a new life