Ok, I don't wanna keep wallowing in sadness, self pity, or whtvr

Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and I was young a foolish. My cousin and my brother and their friend drank a bunch of beer. My cousin was driving (yes he was driving while under the influence which wasn't a big deal back then) and stopped suddenly because he had to pee. He had stopped on a small country bridge and the three of them stood side by side peeing into the small creek about 20 feet below. Suddenly my brother and friend noticed that my cousin was no longer standing between them. It turned out that he was so drunk he went head first over the edge of the bridge. Fortunately he was still sober enough to grab the guardrail as he went over and was hanging from the guardrail asking for help.