I just found the scariest book I've ever seen for kids.

It's a Disney book. It's a Winnie the Pooh cookbook. I knew you wouldn't believe me unless I show the book. The actual title is Cooking with Pooh.


What? What kind of sick world are we living in, ladies and gentlemen? I know the economy's bad. It ain't that bad, okay?

And he's making chocolate chip cookies. I hope those morsels are Toll House.