Three short freaky thoughts

"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."

"Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."



What's the best way to freak out your gynecologist?

Become a ventriloquist






Women always say they want a gift that comes from the heart...

But if you give them blood they freak out.