Dire Straits are opening a cafe. They'll take money for muffins, but the chips are free.

Love it! There was a rumour going round some years ago that [b][i]Dire Straits[/i][/b] were going to team up with [b]Chris Rea[/b], also from the North-East of England. The supergroup was going to call themselves....... ...... [i][b]Chris Straits[/b][/i] 😂🤣