How would you feel if your wife was flirting over the back fence with the wild man of Borneo?

@jackjjackson the internet tries to hide it. I know people from Australia that thought it would be fun to go to Borneo. It's not fun, it's very dangerous in parts, and yes, you could actually get eaten. So go on with your fantasy world, and yes, one like you needs to take a vapid, uninformed trip there. Please book immediately.

@Howudoin That's the spirit!!! Personally I'm going to stay home, I don't think they have cheese and onion chips in Borneo.

That explains your halitosis. @Allelse

@Howudoin Maybe I'll get a native one and go wild for a bit, go head hunting on the weekend and pirating during the week.